How to Order

When you order your Home Alien Abduction Kit you will receive two emails:

1. A payment confirmation from PayPal

2. A confirmation email from

There is no need to reply to the PayPal email. However, because your Home Alien Abduction Kit is completely customized, we require a photo of, and some information about, the abductee. As such, it will be necessary for you to reply to the email and include the following information, which will be requested in the email.

Your name

Your order # (supplied by PayPal)

Name of person for whom kit is being purchased (abductee)

Abductee’s age and occupation

City and state in which abductee currently resides

Mailing address for kit

Your choice of scenario:  I partied with the aliens  or  I was intimately examined by the aliens

Contact information (in case the aliens have a question about your order)

You must attach to your reply a good quality color photo that shows the abductee’s entire face.

Because we want to ensure that your order is prepared and shipped correctly, especially since many of our kits are ordered as surprise gifts, we ask that your mailing and contact information be supplied to us again in this reply email to us. 

To place order online, click the Buy Now button below.


If you would rather send payment by mail (check or money order), please print and fill out this order form and send it to:

Alien Marketing

P.O. Box 72

Hallandale Beach, FL 33009


Allow six to eight weeks for delivery.